Drack99

Epic Rap Battles of History 5: Hulk Hogan and Macho Man VS Kim Jong-il Let’s get this started Kim Jong-il: il was very consistent, angry but consistent. Hulk Hogan: Hogan was fairly confident that that he would win, but you just could not understand what he was saying. Macho Man: He had the same problem as Hogan, but at least he had better lines then Hogan. Best opener: Kim Jong-il “The names Kim Jong, and I got a license to IL.” Best line: Macho Man “I don't like to hit little bitches in glasses, but when midgets step up I stomp midget asses.” Best content: Kim Jong-il Best closer: Kim Jong-il “by the w

Epic Rap Battles of History 3: Abe Lincoln VS Chuck Norris O.K. I had a LONG discussion with my friends on this one but... Well... (sigh)... I think I'll start by studying there performance. Abe Lincoln: He had a vary consistent performance. He simultaneously crushed Chuck and built himself up, although his last line broke his writhim. Chuck Norris: I don't have to talk much about him. He started calm and cool, but he let Lincoln get on his nerves which messed up his game. O.K. now on to the points. Best opener: Abe Lincoln Best content: Abe Lincoln Best Line: Chuck Norris "My raps will blow your mined like a verbal John Wilkes Booth"