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E.R.B. of History 5: Hulk Hogan VS Kim Jong-il
Epic Rap Battles of History 5: Hulk Hogan and Macho Man VS Kim Jong-il
Let’s get this started
Kim Jong-il: il was very consistent, angry but consistent.
Hulk Hogan: Hogan was fairly confident that that he would win, but you just could not understand what he was saying.
Macho Man: He had the same problem as Hogan, but at least he had better lines then Hogan.
Best opener: Kim Jong-il “The names Kim Jong, and I got a license to IL.”
Best line: Macho Man “I don't like to hit little bitches in glasses, but when midgets step up I stomp midget asses.”
Best content: Kim Jong-il
Best closer: Kim Jong-il “by the way your wife says my dicks bigger than yours!”
Worst line: Hulk Hogan “you're a freak, a phony, a rice-a-roni jabroni”
Winner: Kim Jong-il
This was no contest at all. Kim Jong-il just beat Hogan down and Macho Man couldn't clean up the mess.
Well that’s it
E.R.B. of History 4: Sarah Palin vs. Lady Gaga
Epic Rap Battles of History 4: Sarah Palin VS Lady Gaga
OK folks let’s get this thing started.
Sarah Palin: Sarah was always on the offensive, she opened with a cool beat down but on her rebuttal she let Gaga get to her which made her sloppy with the rap up.
Lady Gaga: Gaga was always confident of her victory which allowed her to stay calm and coolly destroy Sarah. Her confidence also allowed her to finish Sarah off with an Epic line.
Best opener: Lady Gaga “I think I'd rather elect a smurf then vote for you”
Best content: Draw
Best line: Sarah Palin “I killed moose with my bare hands before you were alive”
Best closer: Lady Gaga “History will regret you like Joh-Joh-John McCain”
Worst line: Sarah Palin “Your fans are in a frenzy like a bunch of gay piranhas.”
Winner: Lady Gaga
Sarah didn't stand a chance ageist Gagas overwhelming confidence. Sarah might have fared better if she had not lost her temper.
Well that’s it
E.R.B. of History 2: Darth Vader v Hitler
E.R.B. of History 2: Darth Vader v Hitler drack revue.
O.K. so this one was indeed epic, if you don't examine it.
Now for the prize revue: In the end Vader won the battle by freezing Hitler in carbonite. But like the real Hitler, Hitler was giving Vader a verbal thrashing the entire time, so Hitler won prominence. Yet still Vader is always scheming making his comebacks awesome, so Vader won comebacks. still he did flipped out at the end, but he made-up for that with his final line "I'll call my home boy in Israel, see who got the last laugh."
- That's my revue, I'm out.
TnM- Ch@t Cap. 2 "ELLA"
Tome una Coca-Cola cero chiquita y me fui arriba, después de explicarle el porque de mi humor a Jazz y el gran problema de matemática ella me confeso algo muy importante.
M- Vamos Jazz, dime que pasa.
J-Bueno, es...¿¿recuerdas que nuestro sueño siempre fue que nuestros novios sean amigos??
J-Bueno...e estado saliendo con un chico llamado Julio, como ya sabes
Para los que les dije que en esta his. me iban a matar este es uno de los motivos
J- Pues... el tiene un amigo y es soltero.
J- y bueno tal vez le podrías dar una oportunidad, plisssssssss!!!!!!
J-Solo una sola!!!!
M-Mas te vale que no nos ayas organizado una cita porque si no....
J-Tranquila, aun no me contacto con el, pero vi fotos y
Stop the bullshit NOW (journal post)Parden my language but sometimes there really is only one would that truly describes a thing. I don't know how many of you know about what went down between :icontheNashNetwork: and :iconSnivyTheSniper: . what started as a argument about an unwatch blew WAY out of perpotion. Artist's took sides, cruel words were said and in the end Nash ended up leaving, sick and tired of the attacks. He will be back, but he should never have been so abused. No Snivy, I'm not taking his side in this, but I warned you two, and things played out just as I thought they would. Snivy walks away victorious, while Nash is chased off.
I would like to tell a few tales from my own life, one that may help you see what I'm saying as well as showing you why I tried to stop this.
We start with a sofmor me, meeting a cool girl in history. she was an artist like me, getting a kick out of drawing scenes from our reading using my little pony's instead of humans. She was energetic, briliant, and funny. But s
Sheol Being Part 3: The Missing Tale of GenesisNow, all I’ve learned about the true story of Creation is from Memnoch’s perspective, just like in your book, Doctor. However, there is a portion of it missing that dear Anne Rice failed to look up. More on that later, though. Let’s start. And for you humans’ sake, I’ll give you the nutshell version instead of the sincerely detailed hard-luck tale that Memnoch passed on to me. If you have any questions, do feel free to ask them. Just let me get to the end of a sentence first.
As we’re all aware God is, of course, the immortal and most powerful being who has been worshiped by angels since before the existence of Matter and Time. Nobody knows how He came to be, not even himself. He isn’t omniscient or even entirely omnibenevolent. Here’s a theory that Memnoch suggested to me: He may have put this plan of the universe running in Time to di
Few personal wordsFollows what wrote Daniel Falstad, born 27th November 1987, born as 2nd son of Gabriel and Miriam Falstad.
“Where to start…oh, here. I was born in France, precisely in seaport Calais. My father was a boss in a toy factory, and he met my mother when she signed in as his secretary. A few years after they got married, my older brother was born. It was in the year 1985…17th of February, 1985. Then, almost three years later, they had me. Mom told me once, that the doctor said I should have been handicapped; something with my brain…but my mom didn’t want to worry me. She believed that the doctor was wrong. And yes, he was wrong. I was born as a healthy baby, just with a weird hair color and the umbilical cord wrapped around my neck for a while, but nothing terrible happened. Mom also told me that my brother was really excited to have a younger sibling and he wanted to do everything with me. Well, yeah, he wanted to…’till the moment when I, as a half-
Vienna profile (WIP) Place information:
Capital: Vienna (Wien)
Country name: Austria
National flower (Austria): Edelweiss (I want to be an Edelweiss pirate //shot )
National anthem (Austria): Land der Berge, Land am Strome (English: Land of the mountains, land on the river)
Other languages: Austro-Bavarian
Human name: Anna Edelstein
Fun facts about Vienna:
The original snow globe was invented here, by accident, in 1900.
The Danube river, known as the Danau in German, is unique as it runs through 4 capital cities, the most in the world. It is Europe’s major river flowing West to East, starting in Germany’s Black Forest and flows into the Black Sea through Romania and the Ukraine.
Vienna is known as both the “city of dreams” and “the city of music,” making it a large tourist attraction to people
London Profile Place information:
Country name: England and the United Kingdom
National flower (UK): Rose
National anthem (UK): God save the Queen
Other languages: (Well there are Over 250 languages spoken within London)
Human name: Elizabeth Kirkland
Age appearance: 19
Height: 169 cm
Sports: Football, cycling, marathon running, athletics.
She isn't a pushover She looks calm most of the time but always judges you She is older than England and possibly older than the other UK bros Founded by the RomansShe was and still is the most prosperous city in the UKBanking and money plays a big part in LondonShe has a scar on her back from the Blitz but it's healed and she doesn't like to look backSuperstitious, because of the Great Fire of London which took place in the year 1666 ("666" d
Kirby Human Cap 8 parte 5 - Una muerte seguraAdvertencia…. Correra sangre de ellos y de ti, QUEDAS ADVERTIDO!
En el capitulo anterior Kirby se encuentra a una amiga del pasado pero ella estaba aliada con los villanos, El Rey Dedede y Wadledee se quedaron noqueados ante los poderes de Ribbon y ahora kirby tendrá que pelear contra MetaKnight… que pasara?
Kirby: Ah! Yaaaah! (kirby comienza la batalla con un choque de espadas contra Meta, la batalla es tan veloz que ni siquiera se ven los contrincantes, pero con la ayuda del cristal Meta Knight golpea aKirby y lo deja en el suelo) Agh! (kirby se levanta rápidamente pero al no ver a Meta Knight lo golpea hacia la pared) Uuh! Has mejorado bastante Meta kn….. (Meta no tiene piedad y le incrusta la espada en el estómago) P..porque … por qué haces esto…. (Agarrando la espada por la parte filosa y Meta le mira) Meta Knight… saldr..dremos de aquí…. Juntos
Dark Meta Knight: (al ver esa cara de honestidad y a
Nancy Lovecraft (Original Character)Name: Nancy Lyric Lovecraft.
Date of Birth: December 15th, 1904.
Age: 18 years old.
Appearance: She is described with dark brown hair and deep blue eyes. She stands at a 5'5 height. An average height for a woman of her age. She tends to wear dresses, short or long. Boots or heels and stockings. (She sometimes wears tights depending on the occasion). Her wardrobe usually consists of dark colors, burgundy's, blacks and blues. She is pale skinned and has a young yet serious looking face. She can sometimes be seen wearing black rimmed glasses since she is a bit near sighted. (She usually wears them to read).
Personality: She may appear a tiny bit shy at first, but once you get to know her she is a curious person. She loves the supernatural, she also reads in her free time. She loves horror stories, and supernatural readings. She has a calm and serene personality. Sometimes somber and pensive around her family and friends. Overall, she is caring and loving towards her
Kirby Human Cap 8 parte 4 - Una muerte seguraADVERTENCIA: QUEDARAS ASOMBRADO Y QUISAS CN DUDAS DE PORQUE ES ESTE PERSONAJE UNO DE LOS MALOS…. Disfruten del capítulo!
Kirby y los demás se encontraron con la puerta donde quizás estaría Metaknight pero en ese momento…
Kirby: será mejor que se queden aquí (parando enfrente de ellos)
King dedede: que tratas de decir?
Kirby: (mirándolos a los dos y sonriéndole) no quiero que se lastimen, por favor quédense, yo estaré bien
King dedede: de que hablas? Nosotros tenemos que salvar a meta!
Wadledee: es cierto! Ahora es nuestro turno de salvar a uno de nuestros amigos!
Kirby: NO! (poniendo una voz firme y dejando a los dos callados) YA NO QUIERO VERLOS EN PELIGRO! COMPRENDAN! …. Quédense aquí los dos (caminado hacia la puerta se vuelve a convertir en una mujer y mira al frente para ver a su siguiente enemigo pero se queda congelado viendo la silueta que rodea a Meta Knight)
???: asi que has llegado mi querido
E.R.B. of History 3: Abe Lincoln VS Chuck Norris
Epic Rap Battles of History 3: Abe Lincoln VS Chuck Norris
O.K. I had a LONG discussion with my friends on this one but... Well... (sigh)... I think I'll start by studying there performance.
Abe Lincoln: He had a vary consistent performance. He simultaneously crushed Chuck and built himself up, although his last line broke his writhim.
Chuck Norris: I don't have to talk much about him. He started calm and cool, but he let Lincoln get on his nerves which messed up his game.
O.K. now on to the points.
Best opener: Abe Lincoln
Best content: Abe Lincoln
Best Line: Chuck Norris "My raps will blow your mined like a verbal John Wilkes Booth"
Best closer: Chuck Norris
worst line: Abe Lincoln "I'll rip your cheats hears out put them in my mouth"
Winner: ABE LINCOLN!!!
He was consistent and strong throw out the battle. Chuck wold have won if he hadn't used so meany "Chuck web facts" and had just stayed cool.
That's it I'm Out-
All Here For A ReasonI turned onto a shady, well-manicured driveway that, for all intents and purposes, looked harmless enough. Maple trees lined both sides of the street, and a parade of Canadian geese marched across the road to a wide duck pond with a flamboyant fountain. There were blooming crepe myrtles and rose-of-sharons, and as I grew closer to my destination, neatly trimmed gardens with neatly trimmed bushes.
I stopped to let the geese pass. They looked at me; one hissed. I honked my horn and moved around them.
At the end of the road sat a collection of grayish buildings and a number of signs directing me to the appropriate parking lot. "Welcome to Ten Creeks Hospital," said one of them. "Please enjoy your stay." I parked in the visitor's lot. Surely I wouldn't be staying.
I was shaking when I got out of my car. I had spent the morning getting high. One foot in front of the other, flip-flop noises, hot sidewalk. Mulberry and magnolia trees, freshly shaved grass. A bench and pan for smokers. A set o
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