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E.R.B. of History 5: Hulk Hogan VS Kim Jong-il
Epic Rap Battles of History 5: Hulk Hogan and Macho Man VS Kim Jong-il
Let’s get this started
Kim Jong-il: il was very consistent, angry but consistent.
Hulk Hogan: Hogan was fairly confident that that he would win, but you just could not understand what he was saying.
Macho Man: He had the same problem as Hogan, but at least he had better lines then Hogan.
Best opener: Kim Jong-il “The names Kim Jong, and I got a license to IL.”
Best line: Macho Man “I don't like to hit little bitches in glasses, but when midgets step up I stomp midget asses.”
Best content: Kim Jong-il
Best closer: Kim Jong-il “by the way your wife says my dicks bigger than yours!”
Worst line: Hulk Hogan “you're a freak, a phony, a rice-a-roni jabroni”
Winner: Kim Jong-il
This was no contest at all. Kim Jong-il just beat Hogan down and Macho Man couldn't clean up the mess.
Well that’s it
E.R.B. of History 4: Sarah Palin vs. Lady Gaga
Epic Rap Battles of History 4: Sarah Palin VS Lady Gaga
OK folks let’s get this thing started.
Sarah Palin: Sarah was always on the offensive, she opened with a cool beat down but on her rebuttal she let Gaga get to her which made her sloppy with the rap up.
Lady Gaga: Gaga was always confident of her victory which allowed her to stay calm and coolly destroy Sarah. Her confidence also allowed her to finish Sarah off with an Epic line.
Best opener: Lady Gaga “I think I'd rather elect a smurf then vote for you”
Best content: Draw
Best line: Sarah Palin “I killed moose with my bare hands before you were alive”
Best closer: Lady Gaga “History will regret you like Joh-Joh-John McCain”
Worst line: Sarah Palin “Your fans are in a frenzy like a bunch of gay piranhas.”
Winner: Lady Gaga
Sarah didn't stand a chance ageist Gagas overwhelming confidence. Sarah might have fared better if she had not lost her temper.
Well that’s it
E.R.B. of History 2: Darth Vader v Hitler
E.R.B. of History 2: Darth Vader v Hitler drack revue.
O.K. so this one was indeed epic, if you don't examine it.
Now for the prize revue: In the end Vader won the battle by freezing Hitler in carbonite. But like the real Hitler, Hitler was giving Vader a verbal thrashing the entire time, so Hitler won prominence. Yet still Vader is always scheming making his comebacks awesome, so Vader won comebacks. still he did flipped out at the end, but he made-up for that with his final line "I'll call my home boy in Israel, see who got the last laugh."
- That's my revue, I'm out.
Biblical Evidence #4: The SaviorJesus affirmed the Truth of the Old Testament in His use of it. In Matthew 4:4, Jesus says “It is written: ‘Man does not live on bread alone, but on every word that comes from the mouth of God.’” Here we see Jesus using the Old Testament Scripture and saying that it comes from the mouth of God.
Jesus even uses authority of God’s Word to rebuke Satan when He says “Away from me, Satan! For it is written: ‘Worship the Lord your God, and serve him only’” (Matthew 4:10).
Jesus knew and recognized the divine nature of the Scripture and the power that comes with it. Jesus also affirmed the unchanging truth of the Scriptures. He says, “I tell you the truth, until heaven and earth disappear, not the smallest letter, not the least stroke of a pen, will by any means disappear from the Law until everything is accomplished” (Matthew 5:18).
Jesus affirmed the Truth of the New Testament by the Spirit coming. In John 14:26, Jesus
Polices have found Mrs.Froyn’s dead body from her house. They said it was Scissoroid again. For now, Mrs.Froyn’s husband and daughter are nowhere to be found. But polices had found Mrs.Froyn’s daughter Jade’s almost unused diary notebook from bookshelf:
22th of July, 2001
-Hello diary, daddy bought you for me. My name is Jade. I’m 6 years old. Mommy taught me how to write and read. She is the best teacher. Let me introduce my best friend! Her name is Nicole. We play and talk everyday! Oh well, i think i have to go! Bye
23th of July, 2001
-Nicole and I played hide and seek today. Next i planted few yellow flowers with mommy. It was so fun! I really like to work in garden. Aunt Daisy and Nicole’s family came and we ate steak! Everybody were so happy!
25th of July. 2001
-Today was the worst day!!! I was playing tennis with Nicole. Tennis ball threw away to road Nicole ran to pick up the ball but car came and hit her!!! Then ambulance came and
Moscow Profile WIPPlace information:
Capital: Moscow (Москва)
Country name: Russia
National flower (Russia): Camomile
National anthem (Russia): Государственный гимн Российской Федерации (State Anthem of the Russian Federation)
Human name: Katarina Braginski
Height: 172 cm
Fun facts about Moscow:
Moscow has a long history and is named for the river that runs through it, the Moskva.
The biggest city of Europe, Moscow was first mentioned in 1147 by Yuri Dolgorukiy, the founder of Moscow.The federal city day is celebrated on first Saturday and Sunday of September. In 2011, the city
Stop the bullshit NOW (journal post)Parden my language but sometimes there really is only one would that truly describes a thing. I don't know how many of you know about what went down between :icontheNashNetwork: and :iconSnivyTheSniper: . what started as a argument about an unwatch blew WAY out of perpotion. Artist's took sides, cruel words were said and in the end Nash ended up leaving, sick and tired of the attacks. He will be back, but he should never have been so abused. No Snivy, I'm not taking his side in this, but I warned you two, and things played out just as I thought they would. Snivy walks away victorious, while Nash is chased off.
I would like to tell a few tales from my own life, one that may help you see what I'm saying as well as showing you why I tried to stop this.
We start with a sofmor me, meeting a cool girl in history. she was an artist like me, getting a kick out of drawing scenes from our reading using my little pony's instead of humans. She was energetic, briliant, and funny. But s
OC Rose (Updates)Still EditingName: Michelle
New Name: Rose
sexual orientation: Straight
Weight Human Form:135lb
Weight Wolf Form: 360lb
Height In Human Form: 5.11 ft
Height In Wolf form: 5.9ft
Description Human Form- Emerald green eyes,Blonde hair normal skin color wears a green skin tight shirt that shows her stomach and lower back. Green skinny jeans and Green converse
Description Wolf Form- Black fur, Red ears nose paws and red on the tips of her tail.
Bio: Rose knew the pastas and Ocean(RadioactiveWolf36) in middle school and high school. Dated Zero's brother Envy and later Envy was killed by Zero by accident. Rose was left and later on she got into a car crash resulting in her losing memory of the pastas and Ocean.
Mom-Blossom: (Dead) (Raging Storms Unknown)
Dad-Lucas: (Alive) (Raging Storms Dead)
Sister-Moxie (Alive) (Flippi11 )
Enimes- Zero, Envy,Johnson,Jane
Frenenmies- Jeff, Amaimon
Gust's BiosName: Gust B. Cloneaous
Species: Wind Elemental (a humanoid with the power of winds)
Occupation: Prince of Cloud Nine (a now-forgotten/fallen kingdom)
Status: Alive and well
Appearance: White hair, yellow eyes, silver-threaded clothing, multipurpose Wind-powered weapon (sword/wand/whip hybrid)
Gust is a young lad of royal blood, and the last of his kind. Back when he was still younger than he is today, Gust was sent out to aid in the Dream War, a battle that occurred between the Dream World and Nightmare Realm. It is during this time that he met Zack, and quickly became Zack's friend and sidekick. After the war, Gust followed Zack throughout his adventures, aiding him in whatever way he can. After they parted ways, Gust went off to visit his father's kingdom after so many years, only to find everything gone. Not a single stone was left where it once stood. In pain, Gust returned to Zack to live with him until any others of his kind turn up. Since then
Trivia of Mizzy (updated)TRIVIA
In "The Best Burger In The World" Mizzy said it was way better then the ones she had when she was a kid.
In "Benson be gone" Mizzy was the only one who didn't listen to Susan.
Mizzy is a remixer and dj.
In "See you there", Mizzy was dressed up as a Lopunny.
In "Prankless",Mizzy and Liuuy planned to throw stink bombs at the East Pines hideouts but was slimed with orange goo.
In "Bad kiss", there was a scenes where Mizzy was talking to a jellyfish at the movies.
In "Death punchies",when Rigby was trying to hit Mizzy,She dodged every punch but then got punched in the face and hit the house.
Mizzy has anger issues but she knows how to clam down right a way.but in "Busted Cart" she loses it and yells at Mordecai and Rigby.
It been revealed that Mizzy is Infertile in "Hop to the past" and Mizzy said that Mordecai and Rigby are like your brothers then friends in "Hop to the past".
Mizzy goes to Benson's apartment during the weekends.
Mizzy is a great baker,in "Take the cake" Mizzy made
Aushun Historical Introduction!Hi, I’m Aushun, otherwise known as the best and most important nation in all of Sikei. My ‘friends’ call my Annika Wolf. This is a brief description of my History.
Being around six- hundred years old means a lot has happened to me. I was created on June 26th, 1376 in Vidapest, my capital. I was found by chance and declared an independent nation and continent in 1360, but it wasn’t official until 1376. Because the land was rather large, many nations fought over me, such as Santavio and a few of the Northern nations. Churusserica, Lietpol and Gerita weren’t a problem until recently and life was actually fairly calm and nice.
In 1585, I was attacked by a pest named Gâteaux. Well, he didn’t attack me, but he doubted that my country could make better nuclear weapons than he could. Granted, his country was the epitome of science and continues
E.R.B. of History 3: Abe Lincoln VS Chuck Norris
Epic Rap Battles of History 3: Abe Lincoln VS Chuck Norris
O.K. I had a LONG discussion with my friends on this one but... Well... (sigh)... I think I'll start by studying there performance.
Abe Lincoln: He had a vary consistent performance. He simultaneously crushed Chuck and built himself up, although his last line broke his writhim.
Chuck Norris: I don't have to talk much about him. He started calm and cool, but he let Lincoln get on his nerves which messed up his game.
O.K. now on to the points.
Best opener: Abe Lincoln
Best content: Abe Lincoln
Best Line: Chuck Norris "My raps will blow your mined like a verbal John Wilkes Booth"
Best closer: Chuck Norris
worst line: Abe Lincoln "I'll rip your cheats hears out put them in my mouth"
Winner: ABE LINCOLN!!!
He was consistent and strong throw out the battle. Chuck wold have won if he hadn't used so meany "Chuck web facts" and had just stayed cool.
That's it I'm Out-
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