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E.R.B. of History 5: Hulk Hogan VS Kim Jong-il
Epic Rap Battles of History 5: Hulk Hogan and Macho Man VS Kim Jong-il
Let’s get this started
Kim Jong-il: il was very consistent, angry but consistent.
Hulk Hogan: Hogan was fairly confident that that he would win, but you just could not understand what he was saying.
Macho Man: He had the same problem as Hogan, but at least he had better lines then Hogan.
Best opener: Kim Jong-il “The names Kim Jong, and I got a license to IL.”
Best line: Macho Man “I don't like to hit little bitches in glasses, but when midgets step up I stomp midget asses.”
Best content: Kim Jong-il
Best closer: Kim Jong-il “by the way your wife says my dicks bigger than yours!”
Worst line: Hulk Hogan “you're a freak, a phony, a rice-a-roni jabroni”
Winner: Kim Jong-il
This was no contest at all. Kim Jong-il just beat Hogan down and Macho Man couldn't clean up the mess.
Well that’s it
E.R.B. of History 4: Sarah Palin vs. Lady Gaga
Epic Rap Battles of History 4: Sarah Palin VS Lady Gaga
OK folks let’s get this thing started.
Sarah Palin: Sarah was always on the offensive, she opened with a cool beat down but on her rebuttal she let Gaga get to her which made her sloppy with the rap up.
Lady Gaga: Gaga was always confident of her victory which allowed her to stay calm and coolly destroy Sarah. Her confidence also allowed her to finish Sarah off with an Epic line.
Best opener: Lady Gaga “I think I'd rather elect a smurf then vote for you”
Best content: Draw
Best line: Sarah Palin “I killed moose with my bare hands before you were alive”
Best closer: Lady Gaga “History will regret you like Joh-Joh-John McCain”
Worst line: Sarah Palin “Your fans are in a frenzy like a bunch of gay piranhas.”
Winner: Lady Gaga
Sarah didn't stand a chance ageist Gagas overwhelming confidence. Sarah might have fared better if she had not lost her temper.
Well that’s it
E.R.B. of History 2: Darth Vader v Hitler
E.R.B. of History 2: Darth Vader v Hitler drack revue.
O.K. so this one was indeed epic, if you don't examine it.
Now for the prize revue: In the end Vader won the battle by freezing Hitler in carbonite. But like the real Hitler, Hitler was giving Vader a verbal thrashing the entire time, so Hitler won prominence. Yet still Vader is always scheming making his comebacks awesome, so Vader won comebacks. still he did flipped out at the end, but he made-up for that with his final line "I'll call my home boy in Israel, see who got the last laugh."
- That's my revue, I'm out.
Elemental Royalty AU KingdomsFire:
2nd in command- Kimiko
Leaders of the troops- Daisy and Sophie
2nd in command- Raimundo
Leaders of the troops- Leo (CrystalQueenOfIce) and Rico
Mae Soo Yun
Spy: Leo (KarateCat211)
2nd in command- Jade
Leader of the troops- Jade
2nd in command- Consuela
Leaders of the troops- Consuela and Alex
2nd in command- Maritza
Leader of the troops- Shawn
2nd in command- Jermaine
Leader of the troops- Master Fung
Leaders of the troops- Viper and Kyung
Spies- Jack and Cristiano
LozerYou know, it`s funny because even though he gets bullied,
Carlos always had a smile on his face.
Even that time when when they wrote LOZER on a post-it note and stuck it on his back.
He laughed it off, like it was a joke,
Saying that he was a better loser than they are, because he was at least a loser that can spell.
And other times i don`t think he understands that they`re trying to make fun of him, to hurt him,
sometimes its like he thinks its all a joke, as though they`re really his friends. not his bullies.
Which is a reason why i admired him.
Its because he can take it and laugh it off.
He lets it go.
That's who i want to be.
I want to be like Carlos, to be someone who can make any gloomy day bearable, to be
someones sunny day, to able to laugh off any mean joke, to be able to let it go.
To be Happy.
Fairy Tail - The Nekoes Info
Species/Race Name: Neko
Primary Ability: Magic
Located In: Earth Land
Status: Critically Endangered (So far, only three are still around)
Description: Neko or Nekoes look like humans with cat ears and the tail of a cat. Unlike normal cat features, the fur of ears and tails are different colors (Ex. Red, blue, green, purple, etc.). Only cat ears and tails are often feature on them, but rarely also whiskers or a cat nose. The most average features of cats on the Nekoes are the domestic cats. Sometimes Nekoes also has the wild cats features (Ex. Tigers, lions, panthers, lynx, etc.).
Regular nekoes has domestic cats features and lives in small towns or cities while wild Nekoes lives in the forests, mountains and islands.
History: Nekoes has been around for over 1,000 years on Earth Land. They are known to be humans with cat ears and tails, plus having magic. There was a rumor that the Nekoes were once animal-like cats until
Keyara BioName: Keyara (Pronunciation: Key-R-uh)
Age: A year younger than Alvis. (Though she was made before him, her age was younger when she took on Homs form.)
Power: Can feel ether, can control ether.
Family: As she had no family, and was originally a program like Alvis, her family would only be Zanza(Klaus) and Meyneth, her creator's.
Likes: Alvis, Shulk and his friends, her ability, everyone on Bionis and Mechonis
Dislikes: Zanza her 'Master', Egil in the beginning, Dickson, certain citizen's in Alcamoth.
Personality: Brave, courageous, smart, sensitive to others emotions, and is always trying to do right, a little secretive, loyal, trusting, caring, loving, stubborn, feisty, protective.
Bio: She was created before Alvis was as she was a prototype for his creation. After Alvis was made, Zanza(Klaus) was going to delete her, but Meyneth suggested they have Keyara stay as a prototype. That way,
Five Nights at Freddy's LogINTRO
A week ago, My older brother, Geo, downloaded "Five Nights at Freddy's". It took him the whole day to get to the fifth night, and he was too scared to continue. He said that if I could do it, I would gain his respect and that is definitely something worth gaining (If you knew my brother personally, you would know he was a total douche and he always bullied me and my younger brother around). So the next day, I put on my headphones and pulled down the blinds (I didn't want to do it in the night). I also got the brilliant idea to write down something after every hour, in case I wanted to share it with you guys. This is the actual text. my handwriting was barely eligible near the end. I decided to not correct anything , just to add to the effect of how terrified I was.
I decided to type this because my hands were shaking the whole time and i could barely write anything.
NOW TO THE LOG
It's my first night. I'm absolutely terrified. Ever since SCP, I vowed I wo
Into the BreachThe boat churns forward, the bullets fly by our heads at a mile a minute.
I knew what I signed up for. We all did, every member of the 501st Infantry.
Today, with a gun in my hand and the beaches of Normandy staring me in the face,
Today is the day I would die.
Ever since i was a kid, I wanted to be a soldier. Growing up in New Jersey, my family never had much. I just barely got to go to school, and Ma worked her hands to the bone feeding me and my two brothers. But then I would see those soldiers, the brave men marching into battle ready to die for their country..I knew immediately what I wanted to do.
I got my chance a few years later, after the Japs bombed Pearl Harbor. As soon as the men in Congress called for patriots to joined the fight, I was the first in the recruitment office. I won't lie, Basic was hard, 8 weeks of Hell on Earth. But I remembered what it was like, seeing those tough soldiers of the Big One go into battle, and I knew there would be chitlins waiting and watchin
TLOS Character BiosTLOS Character Bios
DAHGUM!!! This is going to be a long-Quite possibly the longest thing I'll ever post-list. It will list some of the humans in The Legend of Samedia. No Illustrations, at least not yet. Now I know you probably don't care about this, but I have nothing better to do so I'll gush this information overload until I'm done. Only read if you're curious, this WILL be awhile...
Before I get to the Gale Family, just know they're lightweight and tall by nature so expect seemingly out-of-whack proportions.
December 23(or 22)
Seldom displays any emotion
A tad vain
Seems to get hurt a lot...
Paranoid about several nutty things
Has a thing for girls (Not picky in the slightest.)
Not the smartest guy around.
The first of three children, Samedia has undergone intense training in the Raishinn. He will guard his sisters with his own life, but will ge
Female Assassin Biography Name: E'den Zilal
Preferred to be called as : Zilal
Nationality: Eastern Asia
Commoner Status: Young girl who takes an Art Class
Weapon(s): Double hidden blades, Blowpipe, Double hand swords.
Specialize in ( Weapon ) : Hidden blade and Blowpipe
Specialize in ( Skills ) : Sudden death and "Beauty lure"
Memento : The already modified Hidden blades
Relationship: Uncertain / Unknown
Relatives: Have 2 older brothers, Zaeem (The oldest), Zarar (The second oldest)
Personalities: Hates to be around crowd but have to if needed to 'blend in', Quiet, Artistic in sometimes
Favorite saying: "...Nothing..."
Age 5 - A quiet girl who
Bond-Age: Characters bios - Part 11)
Name(s): Poland, A.K.A. Polish Kingdom, Commonwealth (along with Lithuania)
Appearance: 175,3 cm (5’9 feet) tall; fair complexion; C-cup bosom; bow-shaped lips; dark blue eyes; long, straight blonde hair, often pulled into a loose ponytail
· gala – red dress with a cleavage, golden necklace with crowned eagle (Polish Coat of Arms)
· at war – winged hussar armor (‘cause you must look awesome especially at war!); later – uhlan uniform; weapons – saber and lance
· casual – jackboots, denim shorts, white undershirt, unbuttoned skimpy red shirt with short sleeves
Character and temperament: moody and choosy, often changes her mind – ev
E.R.B. of History 3: Abe Lincoln VS Chuck Norris
Epic Rap Battles of History 3: Abe Lincoln VS Chuck Norris
O.K. I had a LONG discussion with my friends on this one but... Well... (sigh)... I think I'll start by studying there performance.
Abe Lincoln: He had a vary consistent performance. He simultaneously crushed Chuck and built himself up, although his last line broke his writhim.
Chuck Norris: I don't have to talk much about him. He started calm and cool, but he let Lincoln get on his nerves which messed up his game.
O.K. now on to the points.
Best opener: Abe Lincoln
Best content: Abe Lincoln
Best Line: Chuck Norris "My raps will blow your mined like a verbal John Wilkes Booth"
Best closer: Chuck Norris
worst line: Abe Lincoln "I'll rip your cheats hears out put them in my mouth"
Winner: ABE LINCOLN!!!
He was consistent and strong throw out the battle. Chuck wold have won if he hadn't used so meany "Chuck web facts" and had just stayed cool.
That's it I'm Out-
a dangerous hallucinationThe light coming through the window was bright,
much too bright.
Even though my eyes were closed
I could see it-
The skin of my arms prickled,
sweat dripped from my brow.
It was two in the afternoon but…
the sun was setting
through the window facing east.
I should have seen the hutch,
shelves lined with bone china
decorated with delicate leaves and vines.
I was so thirsty
and reaching for cups that should have been there.
Instead I found a billboard of butterflies,
the colors raging
more than any rainbow
I'd ever seen.
Their wings fluttered and flashed
yet somehow they moved in slow motion.
I wanted to stand,
wanted to reach out and touch them but…
I couldn't move,
and yet I laughed
ignoring my dry mouth
and the tingling in my feet.
There was a tempest
on the rise
and in my blood.
A sugar rush disguised
as a riot of butterflies
and they were swarming me.
There was a small vial
of insulin in my pocket
that I nev
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