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Epic Rap Battles of History 5: Hulk Hogan and Macho Man VS Kim Jong-il Let’s get this started Kim Jong-il: il was very consistent, angry but consistent. Hulk Hogan: Hogan was fairly confident that that he would win, but you just could not understand what he was saying. Macho Man: He had the same problem as Hogan, but at least he had better lines then Hogan. Best opener: Kim Jong-il “The names Kim Jong, and I got a license to IL.” Best line: Macho Man “I don't like to hit little bitches in glasses, but when midgets step up I stomp midget asses.” Best content: Kim Jong-il Best closer: Kim Jong-il “by the w

Epic Rap Battles of History 4: Sarah Palin VS Lady Gaga OK folks let’s get this thing started. Sarah Palin: Sarah was always on the offensive, she opened with a cool beat down but on her rebuttal she let Gaga get to her which made her sloppy with the rap up. Lady Gaga: Gaga was always confident of her victory which allowed her to stay calm and coolly destroy Sarah. Her confidence also allowed her to finish Sarah off with an Epic line. Best opener: Lady Gaga “I think I'd rather elect a smurf then vote for you” Best content: Draw Best line: Sarah Palin “I killed moose with my bare hands before you were alive” Best

Epic Rap Battles of History 3: Abe Lincoln VS Chuck Norris O.K. I had a LONG discussion with my friends on this one but... Well... (sigh)... I think I'll start by studying there performance. Abe Lincoln: He had a vary consistent performance. He simultaneously crushed Chuck and built himself up, although his last line broke his writhim. Chuck Norris: I don't have to talk much about him. He started calm and cool, but he let Lincoln get on his nerves which messed up his game. O.K. now on to the points. Best opener: Abe Lincoln Best content: Abe Lincoln Best Line: Chuck Norris "My raps will blow your mined like a verbal John Wilkes Booth"

E.R.B. of History 2: Darth Vader v Hitler drack revue. O.K. so this one was indeed epic, if you don't examine it. Now for the prize revue: In the end Vader won the battle by freezing Hitler in carbonite. But like the real Hitler, Hitler was giving Vader a verbal thrashing the entire time, so Hitler won prominence. Yet still Vader is always scheming making his comebacks awesome, so Vader won comebacks. still he did flipped out at the end, but he made-up for that with his final line "I'll call my home boy in Israel, see who got the last laugh." - That's my revue, I'm out.

Epic Rap Battles of History 1: John Lennon V Bill O'Reilly drack revue. well for it just being the first battle it was quite good. now for prize revue: I wold have to say John Lennon won the over-all and the fight. he relay sealed it with the vacation line. but i still have to give credit ware credit is do, you still have to give Bill O'Reilly point for how cool he played it in the first part, but the flip out prevented him from getting more points. - That's my revue I'm out.